Wawa in Tampa Bay

My Coffeetopia and a Wawa revolution is needed in Florida

It's easy to forget about the Wawa Coffeetopia web site: http://www.wawacoffeetopia.com/ especially since the Hoagiefest site is so much fun. I swear I was lost in hoagiefest music for a good half-hour this morning when I should have been doing work. But I digress...the Coffeetopia site is still interesting.

I assembled my fave cup of Wawa coffee on the site (100% Columbian, skim milk, splenda) and this is what it said about me:

You have an unquenchable lust for life, and a penchant for revolution.

The skinny on you is, you like to have your milk and drink it, too.

Your strong aversion to bitterness is tempered with reason.

I resemble that, sure. Especially the "penchant for revolution" part...you know, I'm ready to don my bandanna and take to the streets to spread the gospel of Wawa to all who will listen.

Frankly, the competition here is weak and ripe for overthrow. Let's examine these corrupt infidels who occupy the hold lands that should be Wawa territory.

First off, there's gas/convenience stores here like Hess Express, 7-11 and others. They suck. The biggest source of said suckage is they aren't stocked with friendly Wawa employees. They also don't sell hoagies and the coffe...eh, not so good. Advantage, Wawa.

Dunkin' Donuts. This franchise has been going after Starbucks bigtime in this area. They're popular in the morning, for sure. The coffee is not bad at all and the made to order food is decent. They don't sell gas or other convenience items and for sure they don't have hoagies. Advantage, Wawa.

Starbucks. Please. Overpriced, over-roasted, over-snobby coffee? Next! Advantage, Wawa.

Building Wawa's in Florida...it's a slam dunk!